Confessional Hijinx

Fandom: Chrno Crusade

Author: Max

Rating: PG-14 for innuendo

“Father forgive me, for I have sinned. It has been seven days since my last confession.” She spoke quietly within the dark confines of the confessional.

“Continue,” the cheerful voice of Father Remington filtered from the other side.

Confessions just got one hundred times harder hearing that voice.

Rosette blushed hotly and buried her face in her heads as she sat on the bench. So she was ordered to admit her deepest sins, was she?

…Should she start with the day, or the week?

…How long did she have to stay in there anyways?

She paused her musings as the father cleared his throat.

Bottoms up….or legs up depending on who you were asking.

“Sunday night, I made love with Chrono on the Altar and he accidentally knocked the blessed wine over. Monday afternoon, I… I… I…”Her voice realized what territory she was treading, tossed its hands up in defeat and went on vacation, leaving her mouth to operate silently.

Shifting could be heard from the other side of the screen as a low “go on” quickly ended her voice’s vacation.

“IwentdownonChronoandsuckedhimoffanditfe

ltreallygoodandseeing him like that was, oh I have sinned many times, Father.” Her hand smacked her mouth shut as she felt her cheeks erupt in flames.

Deepest sins, Rosette, only the deep ones.

…Was him sinking into her deep enough?

….She’ll spare the Father of that thought.

“Is that all?”

Rosette’s little amount of resolved withered as the flashes of hot flesh, flashing fangs, and screams flipped through her memory of the last week alone.

It had been a very bad week.

“That is all.” She ended.

A thunk echoed from the other side as apparently Remington had his own reaction to the news. “Thirty Hail Marys and twenty Our Fathers before you even dare think of going back to the Elder’s chambers.”

Rosette’s head shot up in confusion.

“But we never did it there!”